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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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