What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Fox News

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What comes after 69? 70

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Sex

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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