Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

a man walked into a bar....

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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