Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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A woman wears a dress.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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