- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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