- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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