- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Tall asians

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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