Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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noah is a scrub jungle

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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copy me and i will kill you

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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