Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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y u no like me joke?

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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The Qur'an

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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