Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Democracy.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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