- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Stop. Seriously stop.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Read a Book.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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