A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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im @ work, LOL.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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