- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

j.p. is dumb

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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