What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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