Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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tim has no humor

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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A bar walks into a man

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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