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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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