- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

A man penetrates another man.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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