what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Fine, ladies first.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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