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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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