Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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where is the world?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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