An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How come grilled cheese?

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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