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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Manchester City

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

a man makes a bad joke

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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