How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

This sentance contains three errers

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Blacks

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Women's rights.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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