what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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