Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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