- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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