A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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