What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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willam dafoe

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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kcid gib a evah uoy neht sdrawkcab siht daer nac uoy fi

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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