- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Brain fart

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Ehh

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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