- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

the sky is green no it is not

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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