- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

i like it in the mouth

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

whats worse than a kane nothing

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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