- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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