- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

sorry got to poo

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.