- Anti Joke

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

A woman wears a dress.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary