I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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