What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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