roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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