whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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