What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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