How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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kk

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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hi jonny

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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