Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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