- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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