- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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William wright is Gay

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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