- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

FUCK THE JEWS

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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