A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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I am a mime

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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