Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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