- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??