A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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