- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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