What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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